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Welcome to the ET homepage at Dooley.dk. It's a pleasure to meet you. We assume that someone could come to this website due to a search for 'Extra Terrestrial encounter of any degree' related to 'Unidentified Flying Objects', but we must disappoint you; Dooley.Dk, is curious, like a major part of the rest of this world, of what is outside of our hemisphere. Unfortunately we don't have the capabilities or knowledge of bringing new or old relevant information to this subject. The title of this page where solely picked due to a series of late-night philosophies about the human race and it's continuing and evolving impact on the planet earth. In combination with the art of wearing tuxedos, the relativity of time, the 7 OSI Network Layers theory, the 8th layer introduced by yours truly, and the family letters E and T (which lead to our first mail address et.phone.home@...) it all in all ended up in the creation of, what is now known as, the website Dooley.Dk ® Above we offer you the opportunity to use the links to various categories of resources on the internet, including our own pages. The ET homepage complex is mainly built as three areas: 1) E-Tools, 2) Links and 3) Various private pages (links above). As a bonus you get our playground area called "The worst designed web page in the world" DeSiGnEd by Dom E. McLumberjack Esquire a.k.a. Tom "Dooley" Kjeldsen © ™ :-) Feel free to copy elements of the HTML, the CSS, the javascripts and whatever can be copied. Our guess is you would do it anyway... - But we'll give you a smile if you make a link on you page(s) to http://dooley.dk. Please see our "Dooley.Dk Associated domains list" below for a complete list of available links. As stated; feel free to be inspired by design and programming and remember; "Programmers that steal entire solutions are not programmers...". Add your own "twist"!
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Browsers: This site has been tested, functionally and visually, to be compliant with the following browsers. This does NOT mean that browsers, who is not on the list, can't use and see the site. It means that, for the browsers mentioned, it works or worked... at least on one installation on this earth...
Page declaration (stated may 1997 and still valid...): We guess these pages are optimized for, and best viewed by any browser supporting HTML 3.2 tags (not the newest ?!) and all de facto extensions (this means tables in tables, floating colour values, background music and whatever you're allowed to write in html). It's recommended to use at least 800*600 pixels and a colour scale of 256 colours, preferably more. If graphics ever should be worth something on a computer, then 16bit colours must be the minimum, 32bit the goal - Do you look at the world in only 256 different colours ???. Because of many pictures beside each other, it surely increases the pleasure of peeking the pages, if you MAXIMIZE your browser window, of course again depending on your browser. Note that the ET pages are a Cookie-free site, frames and java, in all kind of flavours, are only used in specific areas to annoy, amuse or even being useful to you... About Javascript: Well, we just said in the paragraph above that java(script) was not necessary for using this site. Okay, we admit, that some (a lot) of our features requires that your browser can handle basic javascript. See our javascript informational page, by clicking here, for more about this subject....although there's javascript on this frontpage, none of it, is essential for viewing or using the page. Privacy and content statement: Dooley.Dk is a pure non-commercial non-cookie site... all advertisement is pure banner exchange...all cookie-use is related to and invoked by banner and/or counter services... the site is fully functional without the use of cookies...
If you have read this far, we're impressed (you may be the first on the internet...), and we hereby, in this moment of time, award you with the 11POT prize : 'Possible persistent prize peeking plus preserving pages pointing pieces preferable petabytes OF TEXT!' - we do not hate pictures, movies, wav, mp3 and whatever fills up the net, the wire and the harddisk, but we still see them as 'cheap' on counting bytes versus value. Although we agree that sometimes a picture says more than 1000 words, we could point out that one second of our digital home movie, un-compressed, takes the same space as the complete bible. Therefore we choose to supply this site with, as we hope informative, PLAIN TEXT in conjunction with our other digital media offers. Congratulations!!! |
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Click here to visit "The Dooley Banner add and banner graveyard page" about why we don't use banners anymore... 
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We are member of several webrings. Below is most likely shown only one. That depends... If you came here following a webring, this webring most likely will display. If not, the first webring of our memberships will display. Choose the 'memberships here' link here or below the webring display/navigation to view the list of all our webring memberships. |
"We use counters, we have joined different website chart systems and of course see the basic logs on our pages. All those systems report different results, so we don't really take is as anything but trends in traffic. Primary we use statistics to improve the visual experience of our website, based on facts like screen resolution and browser usage. From time to time we are curious of which area of the earth, outside our own, you come from and especially which of our pages you choose to use. We are NOT curious of who you actually are, where you where, when you came to our website and where you are going. In other words we only check (from time to time if we find the time...) if anybody (beyond ourselves) use our pages. We will never, never make any information public to anyone, which could identify anybody, including ourselves! Thanks, so much, to you for taking the choice of visiting Dooley.Dk"
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Dooley.Dk is printed in verdana. 'Printed' in the wide interpertation af the word, depicting everything from display in early netscape browsers of previous centuries over PDA's like Cellphone and IPOD mobile units, to future virtual expressions of the current ever evolving world wide web. Rumour say Matthew Carter designed the typeface typography Verdana (1996) specifically for viewing on a computer screen. Dooley.Dk is designed by Tom Kjeldsen, using only text based HTML tag coding, in tools like HTML KIT 292. © 1996 - Ongoing patents pending...
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I claim the full copyright to the links, since I saw them first, or did I ?. Is it my link, because I know it's out there, or is the link owned by the person or company it points to ?. Are links tax-free ?. Are links freeware ?. Will the law come after me, for publicizing bad, misleading or invalid links ?. Not to mention the missing links ?. No, I guess I disclaim the copyright to the links, actually, I also disclaim what they point to. I'll just let you enjoy your continuing travel out into cyberspace... May your mind be with you, Tom H. Kjeldsen, Aarhus, Denmark, 1999. The Graphics disclaimer Most of the graphics on these pages are created by me and may be used freely as long as you state the source of origin. A few graphics on these pages are not produced by me. I'm not certain of the origin of these graphics. If anybody see some graphics that they know is owned by somebody else and is not freeware, dont hesitate to and I'll remove or state the copyright at once. Graphics representing links to other sites are often presented by an image grapped from the target site. These graphics are in most cases property of the owners of the target link. If I have violated someone's feelings on that account, again, do not hesitate to mail me. Tom H. Kjeldsen, Aarhus, Denmark, 1998. Who did this ? 
Well, I'm a guy living in Denmark. Though I make a living messing around with computers, the internet and the world wide web and it's homepage creation is only a hobby through which I can explore the good's, the bad's and the ugly's of this "mis- and information highway". You can (and my family) if you have something to say... Enjoy... Tom H. Kjeldsen, Aarhus, Denmark, 1996. |
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